Nuts vs. Boobs: It's not what you think....promise....

The other day, while enjoying a Star Wars marathon (shut it, no laughing allowed) with the hubs, a commercial for some stupid-ass show came on. In this preview for the next episode, one dude hits another dude in the crotch and yells "Nut Shot!".

After the first few times this commercial became annoying and the whole "Nut Shot" thing really started to bug the piss out of me. Why in the hell would guys go around smacking each other in the nuts? They don't really do that.................................

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Or do they???



I finally rolled my lazy ass over and put it to the hubs:


Me: What is it with this commercial, do guys really do that?

Hubs: Uh, yeah, they do..... (looking just a tad ashamed)

M: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT???? I thought it caused you crazy pain!?!?

H: Uh, yeah it does.

M: So WHY do it???

H: Cause it is funny. Especially when you catch them off guard. 

M:  So guys just randomly walk up to another guy they know and smack him in the junk?

H: Well, no.... sorta. You at least have to be on a first name basis and kinda friends with the other guy or they will most likely respond with a fight.

M: Well, that makes sense. So in theory you could just walk up to some stranger and be all like "Uh hey man. My names Shooter and I wanna be your friend" and then after they gleefully accept and set up your man-date, you could just smack him in the nuts and yell "NUT SHOT!" and then it would be cool, cause you know his first name and your technically friends. Sound about right?

H: You are F***ing retarded.

M:  But seriously. 

H: . A lot of guys at work do it to each other, but I am more of a revenge sort of guy. I don't start it but I finish it.

M: Uh, yeah. I could say that about you and your nuts.

H: WTF? Get your mind out of the gutter. We are having a serious conversation.

M: Yeah, Nut Shot serious....

H: It is more about scaring the other guy, not so much about hurting them.

M: I am going to randomly walk up to one of my girl friends and punch her in the tit, just to scare her though, not really hurt. And to make it super awesomeness, I am  going to yell "Boob Shot!!!"  That would just be great. (totally rolling the sarcasm thick by this point)

H: That would be kinda  hot. You could smack her ass while you are at it, just to make it better.

M: Dear God, I actually married you didn't I? 

H: (Smiling devilishly) Yep, you did.

M: Idiot.....

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It's only funny till somebody gets hurt..............then it's hilarious....

Happy Friday!!!!

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I is playing along with something new today instead of What I meant to say Wednesday, but you worry not. I have an awesome one coming at ya next week concerning the "nut punch". God I am rolling my eyes just thinking about it and the stupidity of those odd creatures with the XY chromosome. *shakes head*

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Thats it and thats all. Later taters.

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7 Years Ago Today.....

I was wearing this:

I was getting this:

I was looking at him like he was the only other person in the world:

We  were young and in love (and exhausted!!!):

And we drove away happily ever after:

To be continued....... ♥

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